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creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016
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dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.
Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake
by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016
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sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people
Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding
by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019
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crab

Guy1: Where is my crab?
Guy2: Oh here. *passes laundry basket*
by worm:D June 1, 2021
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Crabbing

Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)
I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!
by Beaniebea December 1, 2017
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