The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
Get the Tim Cookmug. An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".
Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
by TradStick49 November 27, 2023
Get the Get Cooked Cuntmug. The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
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