waffle boofter

Poof. Gay. Homosexual.

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”

by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024

Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024

hood booger

The kind of mechanic work ya might from a 'rigger'
Example. out of place lamp cord running under-hood .. for WTF? electrical wiring

Those battery cables are definite hood booger...

by bullmtl January 19, 2025

blue booger of death

a nickname for the blue bottle jellyfish/Portuguese man of war

don't touch that mate, that's the blue booger of death.

by drip_kermit February 2, 2025

Show boater

Is a verb and it is typically when a male man has fallen victim to his ego taking control of his conscious mind witch ends up leading to a result of boasting about what hes got or what he is doing or what he is about to do he's explaing a story to his friends and he's just high strung big huncho king shit arrogant attitude of selfish delusional confidence showing off his fake white and gold Louis Vuitton belt that was discontinued about a decade ago but still copped a fake one off grailed that he thought was real and he thinks he's cool shit or thinks he's balling now so he goes to Becky's baby shower to show off his new 3rd party lealther belt and is the center of attention acting asif he's the coolest and his outfit is the most balling at the party and ends up getting stripped to his underwear and gets the shit beating the fuck outta him and barley makes it home the next morning

Reilly- why didn't you join in when we beat the brakes off samieul last night, kids a fucking joke

Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS

by XyloZeem January 21, 2026

ear booger

Chunks of ear wax inside the ear.

Mom, see my ear booger. It tastes funny.

by Morpix January 30, 2026

Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026