The Milk Bone

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.

If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.

by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

Bone-cone

A slang term for an erection referencing the cone shape that protrudes from your pants....

John "Dude, check out the new speakers i got for my car!"

Jack "Man, your popin a straight up bone-cone over those

subs"

see also pitching a tent

by guitarboy1006 September 22, 2011

Bone

To write up for demerits...make someone miserable.

That jackass boned me for BS.

by IHTFP December 9, 2003

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Deku’s bones

✨Broken✨

*Pokemon theme starts playing* DEKU’S BONES! GOTTA BREAK ‘EM AAAALLLLL!

by MoldyBread May 23, 2021

Mellow boning

The type of sex you have when there is no desire or expectation of climax from either party. Also often referred to as "Yellowstoning" or "yellowing" in cockney rhyming slang.

Hey Becky, you down for a long and sensual mellow boning sesh tonight.

No thanks Alex, I'd prefer it quick and dirty as usual.

by sunshinedave May 5, 2022

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003