The Milk Bone

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.

If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.

by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

Bone-cone

A slang term for an erection referencing the cone shape that protrudes from your pants....

John "Dude, check out the new speakers i got for my car!"

Jack "Man, your popin a straight up bone-cone over those

subs"

see also pitching a tent

by guitarboy1006 September 22, 2011

Bone

To write up for demerits...make someone miserable.

That jackass boned me for BS.

by IHTFP December 9, 2003

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Boned UTA

To have ones anus violated, fucked Up The Ass (UTA), or boned Up The Ass (UTA).

I'm boned UTA, I flunked calculus and will loose my scholarship.

by monkeytumble March 19, 2010

sike bone

A variation on the term "sike" - the immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

Used in Nassau County, New York during the late 60's and early 70's.

I just stole your wallet...sike bone!

by Slickering November 2, 2009

halfa bone

When the penis is only half way to an erection.

Guy: Here it is.

Girl: Dude you only have halfa bone.

by The big J With a bigger P*&%s October 17, 2010