Facial Bird Bath 

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

Facial Bird Bath by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

Midnight Mexican bird's nest 

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

Midnight Mexican bird's nest by Joe Salone October 16, 2010

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Two Stones With One Bird by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

african bird fight 

When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.

african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club

african bird fight by crimson cock June 8, 2011

heardy bird 

HEARDY BIRD: the dumbest word someone created meaning that you just heard from so and so

Me: I can't tell you who told me, i just heard it
Marcus: Why not?
Me: Cuz I can't
Marcus: Don't come over here and just be a heardy bird, you gotta say what u heard?

heardy bird by SIDEEAST September 27, 2013

flappy bird 

If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not getting this game

Flappy Bird is fun but very aggravating

flappy bird by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014

gugu bird 

Used colloquially in Southeast Asia as a noun used to describe the penis. Also known as "bird bird" and "gugu jiao".
Gugu is used to represent the sound a rooster makes, which is a type of bird, and the penis is well, the bird.

"Don't worry, I'm sure your gugu bird will grow bigger one day," Tom teased Sam.

gugu bird by SecretAgent33 September 24, 2016