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Hanging Beaver

After a girl with buckteeth sucks your penis, she bites your balls until you cry.
Robby had to get surgery on his testicles after Tatum gave him a Hanging Beaver
Hanging Beaver by Jack Pewpsickle November 22, 2011

weaky beaver

The first boss in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. A very weak and stupid person.
Don't be such a weaky beaver!
weaky beaver by PenguinBC November 5, 2009

take him down to Beaver Crick 

To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."
John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.

I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.

snow beaver

a nasty ass vag, thats real hairy and gross
this chick i has a one night stand with had a huge snow beaver! i walked out.
snow beaver by TYLERbit December 22, 2008

The Beaver 

A person who has teeth that resemble a beaver, known to be a complete douche bag and poser who pretends everyone likes them, when in reality, everybody thinks he is an annoying fag. Also, they are homosexual and can also be called a wood eater.
The beaver is such a loser; all his "friends" hate him.
The Beaver by IAMMYTHIC18 January 9, 2010

Cleaver The Beaver 

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."