fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.

*looks at fish boy* "Fishy bastard..."

by CarcassCardigan March 24, 2014

fucktard bastard

Someone who is exceedingly idiotic or moronic.

You are such a fucktard bastard, Allan!

by LoneWolf777 August 2, 2016

cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.

"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.

by Justtivue January 10, 2017

Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12

Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house

by Andy Sor September 16, 2017

Rat Bastard

1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.

1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.

2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.

by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017

tall bastard

A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!

Hey you know your a tall bastard right?

by DeadClown April 19, 2018

Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.

A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.

by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018