Bagerk

It's defined as anything useless, such as a politician or a hat with holes in it.

"Fuck a bagerk"

by Bun Tendy June 26, 2016

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

BAKEDOWN

BakeDown:
Bekdaun/
Verb: bakedown;

When BASIC is broken down to a cellular evolutionary level.

synonyms:HighThoughts; More
tabby, ginger tom, tortoiseshell, marmalade

informal
a malicious or spiteful woman.

verb: bakedown; 3rd person present: bakedown; past tense: bakedown; past participle: bakedown; gerund or present participle: bakedown

Origin
Old English Baketh-Downthe,of Germanic origin; related to Dutch Bakdaun and German Bekdonzer ; reinforced in Middle English by forms from late Latin Bakelitus-Downus .

"The number one bakedown today." ; Internet podcast

by bakedown April 21, 2018

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

baerbuger

i just want to add a word to the urban dictionary ( please vote for me)

baerbuger is good at life(please vote for me)

by Weirdo named baerbuger December 11, 2018

Bakedtroniccus

Haddock wrapped in the intestines of a trout baked in the oven for about 10 minutes (375° Fahrenheit) while being rotated with a select set of herbs and spices balled up in the haddocks mouth.

Well...we could have Bakedtroniccus if it really comes down to it.

by Diplodicus McPringle August 27, 2019