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Awkright

A short-hand way of saying "Awkward" and "Right"
*Man falls and his face lands in another mans lap*

Me to friend : Awkright?
Reply : Totally.
by MonkeyMonster=D July 30, 2009
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Awkwardnimity

An extreme case of awkwardness such as in meeting a new group of people for the first time.
The Circle of Awkwardnimity.

We stood together in complete awkwardnimity for an hour.
by TheManWithTheWord March 4, 2010
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Awkwiddity

- a lack of cognitive skill

- the quality of an embarrassing situation; "he sensed the awkwiddity of his proposal"

- the sensation of uncomfortable in a simple social situation by virtue of many unspoken but real factors lurking beneath the surface

- the quality of being wooden and inelegant; "he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"
"he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"
by Friendo Baggins December 22, 2009
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Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
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awkwardapult

n. any kind of awkward movement especially occurs when attempting to leap over an obsticle that is not cleared completely.
Jim stupidly took the most direct route and awkwardapulted himself over a row of chairs. As a result Jim knocked over the chairs and injured himself.

In an attempt to escape the conversation about of STDs Tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ''WTF?''
by gurustyle June 23, 2010
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awkeard

like retard.

pronounced awe-kard

a retard whos retardedness, is that far retarded that its mean to pay them out...
haha you spastic retard you cant spell.

- thats mean

- no its ok hes an awkeard
by mikt10 April 22, 2010
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awkwu

a shortened version of the word awkward
Sandhya is making out with her best friends mom Martha. Her best friend catches her in the act and says, " Thats Awkwu
by kmedd April 23, 2010
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