COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024

Covid-19

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe

Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads

Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.

by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video

I covid clapped to skibidi toilet on Youtube

by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024

Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid hole

A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..

That local club is a covid hole on Friday night!

by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020

Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.

Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023