raw noodle

having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.

person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.

by devils playground May 24, 2010

Noodled

1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.

2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle

1. HA! You just got noodled!

by Deadliestman619 March 3, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Vietnamese Noodle

penis

"she sucked my vietnamese noodle"

by bmobitch January 24, 2017

Noodles

Swirly long ting

Noodles? you want same come get same

by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018

Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”

by Tee hehe August 1, 2019

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016