To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.

Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.

by Zara a. March 9, 2026

Dark Woke Warrior

Coined by based Kyle Kulinski, a dark woke warrior is an individual who spreads peace, love, and joy all while being benevolent but heavy handed. It’s the antitheses of “tolerant left” the right likes to imagine.

Holy shit, that Dark Woke Warrior just slapped the shit out of that racist! Way to go

by Heinrich Hoffman March 10, 2026

Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents

To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.

by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025

Dark Woke

term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.

She’s not your typical activist—she’s dark woke. Her tweets make Ben Shapiro cry in the shower

by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025

New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".

White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.

by KJaydeB May 26, 2025

club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.

it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

Too woke

A person who is "too woke" is someone who extends a meaningless thing to convert it into a bigger topic despite the original statement's intent. Similar to the saying, "Reaching".

Mark : "I can't draw men"
Lisa : "So you're a misogynistic because you think men should be viewed in a different way besides women?"
Mark : "Wow, talk about being too woke."

by Jallified26 January 15, 2026