Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Mob T-Wood

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

Good Wood

A quality individual; dependable; reliable

Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.

by WhoseSocksAreThese March 2, 2017

Full Of Wood

someone full of many massive penis's whose anus is badly splintered

"My ass was so Full Of Wood last night, I got tons of splinters"

by J PATTON April 1, 2008

drift wood

A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys.

Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.

by Reslab January 24, 2007