wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015
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Colonel Sanders has a wife

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 06, 2020
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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Ozuna's Wife

Ozuna has no wife or have never been married. He only made a publicity drama with a certain woman who he also tagged as his wife on his internet web.
Ozuna's Wife is beautiful.
Ozuna's Wife is coming.
Ozuna's Wife is cooking.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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my wife

Your mom is my wife
by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
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My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
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My wife

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god
by krystinut March 27, 2022
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