Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
Get the Kebab Shop Warrior mug.The Warriors of Icebound is a war clan on the commonly known website ROBLOX. The group is led by the glorious, formidable, and courageous leader Events B. Cloudwalker. They are currently in their second era, and hope to strive to glory as one of the most, "Sigma" clans to ever exist on the face of Roblox.
by N8ven January 25, 2025
Get the The Warriors of Icebound mug.A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.
Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”
by Prison Sal January 27, 2025
Get the JV Warrior mug.A man who can’t perform on top due to age, injury, laziness, or fitness so he purely has sex in the cowgirl position to not put in any physical work during sex
How does Bill Belichick have sex with his girlfriend? She’s so young and he’s so old!
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
by nbayoungboyslatt4l February 6, 2025
Get the cowgirl warrior mug.Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 8, 2025
Get the CP Warrior mug.A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Comedy Guardian Warrior mug.by elemaeoh February 24, 2025
Get the Lesbian Warrior mug.