Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki October 15, 2011

Chucked a wally

To go crazy, spastic or off one's nut

Tony heard what you said about his mum and he chucked a wally!

by Sir Walter Melon IV August 4, 2012

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.

Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014

Ive found wally!

To find something that is very hard to find

YES! IVE FOUND WALLY! IVE FINNALY FOUND MY KEYS!

by Mudsaur May 16, 2015

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore

Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017