Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019

Turtle'd

When you think you're home free, but you get blindsided from no where,& BAM!!!! You are totally fucked!!!

"Hey did you hear that Corey got turtled last night?" Yes!!!!, Its a horrible feeling to get turtle'd

by Caught up, in a spot, pinched August 20, 2019

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Turtles

I Like Turtles

I like Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020

Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.

Tristen is such a turtle girl.

by RALLY BOYO February 9, 2020