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Shoulder Touch 

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.
“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
Shoulder Touch by zestyfr July 9, 2023
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Uncle Touchy 

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.
I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.
Uncle Touchy by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

OL touchy touch 

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
OL touchy touch by 541 goat October 31, 2023

physical touch 

use of body language and touch to express love
his love language is physical touch.
physical touch by kmishel November 5, 2023

cappin a touch 

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it
- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"
cappin a touch by GODloljking November 17, 2006

colonel's touch 

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.
Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

Pink Midas Touch 

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
Pink Midas Touch by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013