toolgasm

One of the greatest feelings a human being can experience. A toolgasm is caused when someone or a group of people is/are listening to music created by the Los Angeles based band 'Tool'. The toolgasm usually occurs at the climax of a song. Some causes of toolgasms have been listed below. A toolgasm is extremely similar to an orgasm, but with no fluids as a result. So in a sense, it is a cleaner orgasm.

Several causes of toolgasms:

4 min. 18 sec. into the song Stinkfist:.

6 min. 35 sec. into the song Eulogy.

6 min. 12 sec. into the song Ticks and Leeches

7 min. 20 sec. into the song Lateralus

toolgasm by stooze December 21, 2008

toolbag 

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

toolbag by Greg May 25, 2004

toolshelf

A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.

Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?

toolshelf by rotom September 25, 2005

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

Mark Toolberg by otmazletov February 12, 2013

toolie 

A gun

So I pulled out my toolie and i aimed it at her lip. I said earrings and the stereo, run that shit!

toolie by peanuts and corn April 19, 2006

Tooly 

Process of annoying and or irritating a person or persons.
Commonly used in internet gaming where consequences rarely apply as in RL. Originally created through using exploits on the game Counter-Strike including team killing, blocking people, insulting, clicky clicky (Emptying a weapon of all ammunition and repeatedly tapping fire)and other such annoyances (too many to list). Tooly is constantly evolving and varies from game to game depending on limitations.

"Let's do some tooly"
"I was tooled"
"Lol we tooled him nicely"
"I just don't find tooly funny that's all"
"FFS Stop blocking me!"

Tooly by Barry Ecclescake December 23, 2005

toolies 

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

toolies by Unce April 19, 2006