tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.

Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.

by mshezzy January 9, 2017

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Tool

A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

by PunditPanda September 26, 2009

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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft

Dude your a mule tool

by Deziken October 14, 2009

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tool bagging

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.

wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

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Helicopter Tools

1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.

2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.

While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.

by Joeyreb February 4, 2021

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