Tony

A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows

When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.

Damn that boy is so friggin annoying and dumb
I know, hes such a Tony

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Tony reid

A tony reid is a fat poof who wears fakes clothes and thinks he is a badman when all he does is smoke catnip

" awww here is that no that tony reid and brandon "
" aye fucksake "

by Mussy boys March 26, 2023

Tony hines

Is a word used to describe someone with black gelled hair who has a passion for leather jackets and smoking. He can appear to be a homeless cat but it becomes quiete clear he is the guy from dirty dancing. He can be located in the southern part of the uk.

That boy is hot but he's no tony Hines

by Steven Spielberg June 2, 2017

TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one

Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.

by big black bus September 27, 2018

tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.

Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it

by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020