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van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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Van Stuck

Le fait d'être bloqué a un certains rang ou palier dans un jeu compétitif et / ou dans sa vie professionnel ou sentimental.
Peu être dit de Van Stuck toutes personne dont l'ambition et le travaille acharnée se solde par un échec.
Tu t'es fais bannir ton compte lol ? t'es vraiment Van Stuck.
tes parents ne veulent pas que tu es une voiture? vraiment pas de chance t'es vraiment un Van Stuck
by Sardoche Fan boy June 6, 2020
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Van

art personified, full of tiny things, something sublime, so extremely cute that it doesn't seem real
Van, is a pretty good guy.
by vavav November 22, 2021
mugGet the Vanmug.

Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
mugGet the Jacob van Hattemmug.

Van boy

Hey that's my Van boy
by Bearyellow January 19, 2020
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