wheel spider

The wheel spider is a spider that is an expert at NOPEing away by cartwheeling down sand dunes.

Did you see that cheerleader cartwheeling, she NOPE'd out of there like a wheel spider!

by Grabacr April 19, 2020

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.

Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.

by Jayne Kob February 6, 2019

spider-chulo

A very handsome looking man who can use spider powers and succeed in fall guys

piero: Hey I just won fall mountain
Dylan: what a spider-chulo.

by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021