A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
Get the Kevin Penguinmug. A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014
Get the Swaggy Kevinmug. When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.
Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.
by Obi-Juan Ginobili May 29, 2016
Get the Pulling a Kevinmug. An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.
Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020
Get the Kevin's Walletmug. The gene that is passed from mother/father to kid that define him as a kevin. It manifest itself by a high presence of Honda Civic near a Kevin nest
Chad : Why is there so much Honda Civic in the street ?
Math : Look at this house, they all have the Kevin Gene
Math : Look at this house, they all have the Kevin Gene
by Soockamasook May 19, 2021
Get the Kevin Genemug. Kevin, kevin, kevin. Where do I start? This guy seriously has a heart of gold and I wouldn't trade him for the world. Seriously a person I feel comfortable around and having a friend like him can really make the day better sometimes. He's soft, but he's tough. He has so much potential, and his creativity level is insane. I really hope he never changes. Whoever his soulmate is out there, they better know they are so, SO lucky to have someone like him in their life, because as his friend, I know I feel I lucky. I would sacrifice my life just so he could continue his. I love the guy, he's a total goofball. His smile is adorable, his eyes sparkle, and his hair is SO FLUFFFFFYYY. When I first met him, I knew him as the nice kid in my third grade class. Little did I know I was going to be building a friendship to last a lifetime. His personality is AMAZING, his kindness can brighten your whole day. He's a pretty decent hugger, not gonna lie. He's someone you can talk to for hours without getting even a little bored. He deserves the world and I can't wait to see what he does in his future. Whatever he decides to do in the near future, I know it'll be amazing to witness. Stay awesome, and happy birthday Kev.
Person 1: Who's that kid coming our way?
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
by The Nerd~ May 24, 2021
Get the Kevin Morenomug. by 61yearoldafricanmalelooking January 13, 2022
Get the kevin hartmug.