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The Dave Effect

A release of endorphins in the brain which causes weakness of knees and sexual tension in females and a desire of emulation in males. It is brought on by the presence of, thought of, or mention of The Dave.
As Gary mentioned Dave, Daniella felt her knees go weak and knew she was experiencing the Dave Effect.
by The Dave(poeticbass) January 31, 2005
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Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.
#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.
by reditalia593 March 21, 2010
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iceberg effect

When you take a dump, it's nothing way solid, more like a pile that raises up above the water. 10% above water, 90% under water. Much like an iceberg.
by Metalhead Murphy August 3, 2009
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The Futon Effect

A Futon attempts to be both bed and couch, but makes a terrible bed and a terrible couch. The Futon Effect is a force which dooms many similar attempts to a similar fate.
Spork. A spork is that funny eating thing that is half-spoon and half-fork. Intended for camping, this unnecessary invention makes very bothersome the eating of either liquid or solid food, and thus can be said to suffer from The Futon Effect.
by JAKiii March 8, 2010
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GaGa Effect

The effect that occurs when hearing songs that you tend to absolutely despise, but find yourself oddly captivated by it, unable to resist listening, change the track / station, or turn off the audio device. You may sometimes find yourself going so far as to seek the song out to listen to it (or maybe even sing along) after hearing it mentioned.
Ah, shit. It's that horrible song by Ke$ha again. Don't you fuckin' touch that dial. The GaGa Effect has kicked in... and... I... can't... stop... listening...
by Tafthulhu September 30, 2010
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Bubba Effect

The concept that the military of the United States will not back gun confiscation efforts by civilian government.
Because of the Bubba Effect, National Guardsmen will not back the Police while they disarm law abiding homeowners during the next hurricane.
by Big Swifty July 27, 2009
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woodpecker effect

The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.

Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:

'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'

This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.
'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'
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