did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

cooked

fucked. not in a sexual way

P1: plays a game. notices its 1v4
P1: im cooked

by ZorenB2 May 17, 2025

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021

Cook butterflies

Phrase girls use as a code word for masturbation

"Guys i'm gonna go, I have to cook butterflies"

by ProGamerGirl02 July 12, 2020

cooking mom

The main person who leads all cooking adventures.

Iris is the cooking mom of the group

"Cooking mom, What do we do?"

by Iris Wynter September 13, 2017

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024