by Garmo May 24, 2024

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.
Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking
Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking
Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up
Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.
Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.
by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
