Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this

"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"

by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

your mom

people say this because they think they are swag

your mom is sus

by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022

Your Mom

A hoe, a stripper, single, me doing her.

Your Mom was getting my 18 inch PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Your mom

Super sexy

Your mom is so sexy

by Songxaydlover July 18, 2022

your mom

your mom is my mom

your mom is a person that takes care of you

by ruben v January 30, 2020