I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

by Dr. Weldingstuff April 25, 2017

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suck and blow

a fun drinking game that takes 2 to do! one person to suck, and the other person to blow. buy at your local antique shop. comes in many great tasty flavors.

Person #1: Damn that woman is drunk at this hot party.
Person #2: I know. She was playing "suck and blow" with her sister.

by spandexhottieman September 23, 2006

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suck ass

To put ones mouth around or on the ass of a person,and inhale,creating negative air pressure.

"I like to suck ass,it tastes good"

by AngelofMyfortuneha March 23, 2004

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Suck on that fizzle

An expression you use when you go to a conclusion that you just beat someone in something even if you didn't really compete about it. Of cource it might just happen that you draw the wrong conclusion and someone uses it on you too.
(Preferably used in a comment section like faceook or something)

Win:
Person 1: I finished my homework 30 minutes ago ^^.
Person 2: I did it 40 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.
Fail:
Person 3: I did it 50 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.

by Fizzlemaster October 22, 2009

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