slitting wrists

What I got introduce for doing in the school bathroom.

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.

by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019

Sliza Slit

A mammoth amazonian Vagina, with a crusty beard.

There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to witness a sliza slit in working her coworker's leg like that.

by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004

young slit

a virgin pussy usually shaved

Ex.

man i love ur sisters young slit

by plz smd March 10, 2010

throat slit

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.

Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.

by throater March 23, 2019

splitting the cherry

two or more guys entering a virgin and breaking the hymen together

we both wanted to take her virginity so we both went in splitting the cherry.

by blazin' bear December 22, 2010

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012