Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
by SoshJam September 30, 2019

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any form of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompass them.
spider queen refers to the one over all spiders the one has control over all spiders no matter species
by Arackin May 19, 2024

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024

by italianoman March 16, 2009
