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Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?
Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022
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when Zen is being a lil too sensitive and a lil too bitchy.
fishy: bruh zen u soft asf rn

geo daddy: yeah
by geodaddy1234 May 9, 2022
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Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Soft

Oh my god my pussy hearts I guess I’m soft
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SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter
My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT
by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022
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When a person (usually an uncle) copies and pastes dad jokes, most likely from a social media source such as twitter.
My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just been SOFT this whole time.
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When a person (typically an uncle) reposts lame dad jokes from a social media source, such as twitter.
My uncle thought he was smooth with the dad jokesturns out he’s been SOFT this whole time.
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