smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble 

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

:-R teh smoker smiley 

:R is a smiley represting smoking. Since you mix :P (tongue) and \ (cigarette) you will get the smoker smiley.

I'm going outside to :R.

:-R teh smoker smiley by polska zyje nam~ nikolka April 29, 2006

Smoken 

verb. (smoe'ken) slightly more formal tense of the past participle of smoke, (smoked).

when smoking with a group of friends, smoking etiquette requires that all members of the group smoke before going on to do various other activities/commence with high conversation. to ensure that this does not happen, it is always polite to ask if everyone has smoken, lest anyone be left out feelin sad as shit

stoner 1: "fuck I'm so high."
stoner 2: "word me too"
would-be stoner 3: "...."
stoner 1: "oh shit dude has she smoken yet???"
stoner 2: "what the fuck is smoken?"
stoner 1: "I dunno dude just made it up. fuck I'm high."

Smoken by A.pe March 14, 2011

smoke 

fellatio; to give a blowjob

That whore loves smoking the cock.

smoke by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Smokers Frostbite 

When, on a cold day having a smoke, the contribution of all the elements and the fact that you cant put your damn hand in ur pocket or else you will be set alight, your hand becomes blue with the numbing pain similar to frostbite.

smoker: Just been for a sneaky Marlboro', came at a cost though, its minus 2 out there and I think ive got smokers frostbite!!!
dude: Pass us the chainsaw, ill amputate...

Smokers Frostbite by LLLEEWWIISSS May 8, 2008

mcgyver smoker 

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask

dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker

mcgyver smoker by Snake 06 June 1, 2006

buffer smoke 

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

buffer smoke by 003Labs June 23, 2008