Skoopski slide

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles

Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it

by Laine is god June 11, 2018

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Spencer Slide

This is a method Spencer uses to turn on a girl. You start by nibbling her ear, then start to make out, then work your way down to tittyville, down to her stomach, then eat her out.

Person 1: How was your night with Gabby?
Person 2: I did the Spencer Slide, it works every time!

by Tear it up Terry March 1, 2023

Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024

Slide off of your tray

To inhale smoke of a pill tray

"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!

by Big Daddy Dickums March 26, 2024

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.

I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018