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ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.
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Full House Syndrome 

The feeling of being disappointed while re-watching a movie or TV show from one's childhood.
watching the double dragon movie. noooot as good as i remember it. i think @selectmatt calls that the 'full house syndrome'.

toxic sock syndrome 

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome 

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS
I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

post-break syndrome 

Forgetting everything you learned in school before winter/spring break, by the time you get back to school.
1- "Oh shit, we have a math quiz tomorrow on quadratics!? I totally forgot how to do that over break!!!! IM SCREWED"

2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"

Lost beer syndrome 

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.
Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"
Lost beer syndrome by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010

Appsberger's syndrome 

Compulsion to download apps for things we can do ourselves or live without entirely. (Origin: Tom Bodett, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me radio show, Feb 13, 2010)
Sufferers of Appsberger's syndrome are inclined to download and install compulsive amounts of applications and information to accomplish tasks they can already do themselves or live without entirely. "He uses his GPS to drive home to a house he's lived in for 12 years."