Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

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Soft panted

A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.

Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.

by Mil House April 1, 2022

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Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

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A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

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soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

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