Salt Lord

Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.

Adam you truly are the saltiest person I have ever met, you will forever be the legendary Salt Lord

by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

saltbox

a dumbass who only plays thumbs on apex legends mobile

didn't you carry saltbox earlier? the guy with the 2kd?

by anonymous June 22, 2022

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 3, 2022

sabult

It the name of a true monkey.

Ah the one and only sabult has come to grant us a divine gift.

by The true Monkey July 13, 2022

salt

the hottest man to exist and should kiss xen rn!?

1: dude youre so salt
2: thanks

by xenisafatassfag July 18, 2022

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022