Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.