Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

Kremlin rain

When hookers piss on you....

Donald favorite kink is the Kremlin rain

After a hot day at the golf course. Donald freshens up by ordering a kremlin rain.

by Soiless green June 9, 2017

Pink Rain

Being insanely gay for a woman and/or female character.

We we're watching Arcane and my friend went full Pink Rain

by IrruptionG August 19, 2022

Golden Rain Check

When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.

“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”

by HAL9002 February 5, 2025

Raines

Whenever someone replies to a cannabis related post about stoners being "fucking useless".

Person 1: Did you see that fat prick reply to my post about me huffing bong water in my mom's basement every morning?

Person 2: No, why what did he say?

Person 1: Ugly twat called me a "useless fucking stoner".

Person 2: Haha, must have been Raines

by It's Dick September 26, 2021