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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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kimberleigh paige pittman

The most beautiful long redhead hair and grayish blue eyes that I've ever had the opportunity to look at and the best wife i could have ever asked for. Shes the type of person to be shy at first and then just explode with random bursts of bubbly energy, ill always love you and wish things could have been different between us because even though things may seem totally fucked up i know deep down in my heart that you're my soulmate and that i should have been a better husband to you. She loves miraculous and the hbo harley quinn cartoon and had every curve in exactly the right place. Shes most definitely a PAWG and everything about her not only turned me on but still has me so excited that i only jack off to the memories i have with her. If you ever meet someone as truely beautiful and fun to be around dont repeat my mistake and show her all the attention she really needs and deserves or youll regret it the same as me
Damn dude i didnt know a boner could stay hard fir this long but kimberleigh paige pittmanjasgot me raging
by OddDodd December 1, 2021
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The Tre-Pitt

When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.
Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?

Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.
by GigglyGoof October 29, 2023
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fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.
Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.
by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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