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When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.
Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?
Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.
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Get the fisting 2 pints mug.A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
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Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
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