pisskey dick

When during sex you have to urinate so badly that you cannot maintain an erection.

Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."

by ekcrisp July 13, 2012

pissedoffallthetimeus

The worst species of girl friend.

This is the worst type of girl friend- the pissedoffallthetimeus.
Or more simply, my girlfriend. pissedoffallthetimeus

by pissedoffallthetimeus February 1, 2013

pissmat

That little pissmat you have around your toilet, usually with men and older people, if a woman needed it, I'd be rather scared...

"oh damn it, I needed a pissmat last night, I kept missing the toilet..."

by wordoftheday :D August 22, 2014

pissy party

A pissy party is when you have a group of friends over to drink beer and piss in your bath tub all night then the next day you bathe in it

After last night's "pissy party" there should be enough piss to soak my whole body

by donkey puncher1983 May 20, 2014

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

Pisscrack

The part of the vagina that looks like a butt crack in the front

"Hey girl, lemme see dat pisscrack!"

by pisscrackgirl April 2, 2016

pissboil

The act of performing an action aimed to annoy or antagonise your audience. Then laughing and grinning about it.
see also: pissboiler, pissboiling

I can't believe Luis Suarez did that. He kicked out at the defender then went down like he was shot when the defender retaliated. Pissboiling at it's finest.

by Saprobie October 5, 2016