Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013

Jake paul

A dumb egomaniac youtuber who gets views on youtube for doing dumb things also he only got famous from his brother logan and the stupid app called vine

Jake paul: IT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW

me: shut up before I catch you outside

by Wolfyanimegirl April 17, 2018

Jake Paul

An actual fucking idiot that should stfu for once instead of bragging to kids about his mansion and his shitty mercy.

Child: "Jake Paul is so lit. I watch his vlogs everyday BRO"
Me: "I want to die"

by aswaggysister December 1, 2018

Jake paul

When you think your better than everyone else and your ego is bigger than ksi's forehead

Man, your such a Jake paul.

by Ksi and Simon July 28, 2020

Paul Brown

Absolutely fucking leng ting, father and overruling patriarch of the brown house.

Person 1: paul brown is bare leng still
Person 2: I heard his son Tom brown is a raging alcoholic (fucking cunt)

by Comfh February 24, 2022

Chillin With Paul

Sometimes abbreviated as CTP, chillin with paul involves, but is not limited to, any of the following activities: smoking dope, having sex with women in ponds, wearing lacoste sweaters and/or cardigans, being old, and telling people that they are loved.

person 1: bro I was totally CTP the other day
person 2: what?
person 1: I was chillin with paul!
person 2: nobody abbreviates it like that. now get away from me you long-haired dope smoker.

by Not Kevin Spacey May 9, 2011

ethan paul

he's pretty okay.

"I have so much Kool-Aid that ethan paul would fall in love with me"

by cucumber of doom June 15, 2017