Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.

I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.

by KoishQR May 23, 2021

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011

Post-Burnout Anxiety

Post-Burnout Anxiety (PBOA) is the feelings of anxiety one might experience after having recovered from burnout, while attempting to reenter the workforce.

PBOA is a sub-type of PTSD.

“My last work environment was so toxic, I’m having post-burnout anxiety about what the next environment might be like.”
“I’m having PBOA thinking about returning to a 9 to 5 position.”

by scifo August 12, 2019

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017