Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik June 3, 2011

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results

Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.

by shallacked September 16, 2012

pit job

When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.

John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.

by Hennessee October 18, 2008

Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 March 1, 2011

Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

rim job

where sick fucks think it feels good to get there asshole licked. personally i think its fucking sick.

Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.

Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!

by k5l21 February 26, 2009