Funky Friday

Every Friday after the release of the hit game Friday Night Funkin!

Me: It's funky friday
Everyone: cheers

by verymysteryman23 May 28, 2021

friday week

What a crazy ass woman named Ashley says when she means next Friday.

Ashley wants to know what you’re doing Friday week?

by Rdndnt July 22, 2021

Friday

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

No drink Friday

All Friday’s you are not allowed to drink

Katelyn wanted to drink but was told it was no drink Friday.

by Old papi November 20, 2020

Brain Fridayed

When a particularly mentally exhausting week impacts one's ability to think well, especially at work, on a Friday.

Ken Smoker said to the group "we should end the meeting now - clearly I'm Brain Fridayed."

by Master Buck February 7, 2025

fent friday

Day of the week where you and all your friends get together and do fent on a Friday

“Its been a shitty week man”
“Cheer up! Fent friday is tomorrow dude! You coming over?”
“Of course i am!”

by Swagster18 April 21, 2024

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023