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Nuzzle Job

Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.
Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms
Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'
by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019
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HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results
Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
by shallacked September 16, 2012
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Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
by stripchecker December 31, 2012
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Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.
C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!
by BFC2268 March 1, 2011
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rainblow job

The word Disney uses for "blowjob."
Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.

CANCELED

Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.

ACCEPTABLE
by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011
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rim job

where sick fucks think it feels good to get there asshole licked. personally i think its fucking sick.
Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.

Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!
by k5l21 February 26, 2009
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