Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

by Unfamous3000 March 26, 2010

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Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 21, 2019

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