Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.

Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?

by KBar March 16, 2011

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025

Keys

An alternate version of the abbreviation "kys" which means "ki** yourself"

"Js keys already" (as seen in an internet comment)

by boinkybop September 16, 2025

Key fucking

Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it

He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him

by TRIANGLE94 April 30, 2024

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008