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China Money

"Creative freedom is great and all but we need that sweet, sweet China money," the executive said while choking on zhang cock.
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Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021
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silver money

corruption by law enforcers
Tijuana policemen like silver money from the cartels
by aka Master Blaster December 30, 2012
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Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.
Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!
by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013
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Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke
Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!
by baldandbeez October 11, 2013
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TWICE AS MONEY

A term used to complain about high prices, or to describe an extemely exciting set of circumstances. Normally slurred from one drunkin asshole to another whilst they stumble from bar to bar in an unknown land.
"I know the strip club is twice as money, but it is worth every penny because it is twice as money!"
by 2x$ February 24, 2012
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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