Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 06, 2011

miss moving on

a girl who is fresh out of a relationship and trying her best to move on from it.

a girl who is living her best life after a breakup

Did you see Gracie flirting with the guy at the bar? Yes! She is Miss Moving On

by Nikkolover636 January 31, 2020

Miss Generous

fat bitch teacher that shows shit animes in class and makes me want to die

fuck shes a Miss Generous

by philswiftlover69kkk January 21, 2019

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.

“Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 05, 2024