midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

by pooter diddler October 28, 2013

Middle School

The deepest pit in the pits of hell that children between the ages of 11-14 are forced to visit for 7 hours/day 5 days/week. Home of acne, drama, periods, discrimination, drugs, labels, bullying, etc.

Man, middle school sucks!

by mbkt10903 December 13, 2013

middle school basic bitch

poor cats

lokai bracelets

discovery of padded bras

bath and body works

converse

adidas

nike air forces

vineyard vines sweatshirts

lululemon

has an odd fascination with slime

bbw instagram accounts

slime instagram accounts

1000 followers on instagram

on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc 😍"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff 😍😍"
- "so cute 💕💕"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy 😍😍😍💕💕💕"
etc.

dates a new guy every month

daddys girl

teachers pet

in every picture they put a hand in front of their face

in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger

master at arching their back

mirror pics with flash on snapchat

dog filter

mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter

suck in while taking beach pics

fruit bowls

vsco

vanilla bean frappes at starbucks

lets not forget pumpkin spice

nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch

by toofine August 27, 2017

midnight high

when you're doing homework and have to stay up super late and you're working very rushedly and then when you all of a sudden finally finish or are close to finishing, the songs you're listening to sound so beautiful and you have a newfound appreciation for life. You feel as if you might explode and you want to die of happiness and cry and kiss someone and lay in the grass. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with drugs, this is just adrenaline i guess from so much emotion. i am a girl maybe this only happens to girls. idk MAYBE this is just me hahahahah

i am having this right now, as i am writing this definition, because i am a stupid procrastinator that is doing an english project and presentation due tomorrow. see this is me procrastinating right here right now fuck i hate myself

Me: Last night, I was doing my english project that was due the next day all in one night because I'm a stupid procrastinator, and i got the best midnight high!!
Friend: WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT! I USED REDBULL AND AM STILL ENERGIZED!!
Me: THAT IS NOT HEALTHY

by cynthia :) June 9, 2018

midnightshade94

Midnightshade94- Is the guy you won't invite to your wedding because he will get them as his booty call, but he doesn't know how to get his stuff together, don't be a midnight. If you wonder why midnight is midnight it's because he doesn't understand what an IQ is but he says he is a smart boy. DaMeButteRIV is Midnight friend, and cant stand some shit he does.

I wish I was Midnightshade94 booty call!
I want booty calls like Midnightshade94!

by PeachxKitten September 11, 2019

Midzyblink

A term kpop fans use for calling themselves, if they’re a fan of the girl group BLACKPINK and the girl group ITZY. It’s a combination of Blink and Midzy.
a. Blink is the name of BLACKPINK’s fandom.
b. Midzy is the name of ITZY’s fandom.

Liz is a midzyblink.
Being a midzyblink is the best decision I’ve ever made in my entire life.

by not_stephaniee July 27, 2020

Midnight Bozo

The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.

"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"

by cornyshat November 17, 2020