Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

a 5’1 man

ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

by acethingz420 May 14, 2024

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024

November 2024 Monday the 16th

This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.

X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!

by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025

Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.

"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021