May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019

May West

May west means Best or very best.

Want to rob a church?
That idea wasn't your may west was it?
(That idea wasn't your very best was it?)

by Michéal O B May 16, 2008

May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020